FUNKY DRIP - FOR THE FUNK OF IT
Funky Drip sounds like a vinyl record from ’79 and smells like a mango-papaya punch someone topped off with champagne. This plant does not do “subtle.” The buds are thick, resin-glossed, and carry themselves like they’re headlining. Each cola looks curated, like it had creative direction. While it flowers, the room turns into a fruity diesel tasting room with a tiny sparkle in the air — that fizzy little note you can’t quite name but instantly want again. Funky Drip isn’t here to blend in. It’s here to pour tropical sweetness over classic gas and call it culture. But how not surprising when you can call your parents (Sour D x Zangria) x Papaya Drip.
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Cannabis Seeds Funky Drip is a feminized strain from the boutique breeders at Nine Weeks Harvest, created from (Sour D x Zangria) x Papaya Drip. This is an indica-dominant hybrid that blends old-school diesel attitude with lush tropical sweetness. Sour D x Zangria — also known as Corked from Wizard Trees — brings that sparkling, champagne-style gas and citrus profile that hunters go crazy for. Papaya Drip (Strawnana x Papaya) adds ripe exotic fruit, creamy depth, and that unmistakable papaya-mango-pineapple wave. The result: a modern Cali-style cut with limited-batch pedigree, not mass production.
Aroma & Flavor
Funky Drip smells like tropical fruit poured into a chilled glass of something expensive. Dominant notes are papaya, mango, pineapple and underneath a fizzy, almost sparkling edge, layered over a sweet diesel-citrus base. On the palate it’s rich, juicy, and slightly gassy — like a fruit cart and a fuel truck parked in the VIP area.
Cultivation & Yield
Funky Drip is built for performance:
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Indoor yield: up to 700 g/m²
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Outdoor yield: up to 1200 g per plant
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Flowering time (indoor): ~9 weeks
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Flowering time (outdoor): Early October
Structure: medium to vigorous growth with good stability and strong resin production. The buds come in dense, sticky, and visually loud — exactly what extraction heads want for rosin, bubble hash or dry sift.
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Funky Drip is tropical luxury with edge. It’s not just fruit – it’s fruit on ice, with bubbles, and attitude. This is the strain for anyone who wants both indulgence and craft: boutique California genetics, dialed terps, serious production. … and so do most within the Nine Weeks Harvest range.